If you're easily distracted and amused by disturbingly long treatises on how to make your own cool CD packaging, the genius of Charles Schulz or hidden Morse code patterns in pop music, I don't recommend visiting Kempa Dot Com. After an hour of reading this, I decided to give up on the blog and just forward all traffic directly there. Thanks--I think--to Jak for the lead.

Also discovered today that Dave Eggers is starting a monthly music column in SPIN magazine. They haven't posted it online and there's nothing else in the magazine worth reading, so I recommend going to your favorite newsstand, reading it in the aisle while trying not to make a scene chortling or guffawing or whatever your particular reaction to Mr. Eggers' unique style is, then quickly stuffing the smudged issue into the back of the stack, glancing about for witnesses and buying something useful like a pack of gum or the Sunday Times so they don't toss you out the next time they see you coming.